Sunday, September 30, 2007
Shocks of the week...
Before i say anything, Happy Birthday Jerry....
Okay, I had two shocks of the week...
Not really shcocks but yea, both incidents that strongly demonstrated the power of LOVE...
I would begin with the first one, the good one...
I was in class on friday during the first meeting...We were all discussing the problem statement when suddenly the door swung open...
Appeared into view was Florina Holding a Birthday cake lighted with 18 Candles...
She came in with a smile singing solo "Happy Birthday" to jerry who was sitting infront of me...
Jerry was like " oh my..why you do this?
The whole class just stopped whatever they were doing, and watch...
Man, this girl has Balls...After she finish, she made Jerry made a wish, blow out the candles and gave him a kiss...
The whole class went " Woooooooooooooo"
Even the
facilitator was
clapping ah...
Now that i think of it, my goosebumps are still standing la...
But seriously, its Damn Damn sweet of her...I don't think i know of many girls who would do that...
Tell me, where to find this kinda girlfriend sia... Jerry better appreciate or i will kick your ass...
Alright, now that i'am done with the aww, so sweet part, its time to tell the " WTF" part...
I was chatting with a friend of mine just yesterday...We were just casually talking and we happen to talk about relationships...
She is that kinda loud and crazy person like me...Ultra outspoken but her story left my jaw hanging...
She mention to me that she use to have an Ex who was abusive..He would slap, hit and punch her whenever he got dissed...
My first reaction was
' WHAT THE F***"She told me her story and i couldn;t help but feel angry...
Both at Her and that stupid asshole who should burn in hell...
I ask her how long she was together with him and she said "
2.5 years"
She actually endured 2 and a half years of that shit...Man, thats a long long time...
But yet again, as the saying goes, Love is Blind la...Sigh...
I cannot understand how a guy can hit a girl sia...
Its just wrong, plain wrong...
I mean God gave guys more physical strength and all that shit so we can do work not freaking hit girls la...Nabeh...
Hope that bugger NEVER gets married and gets abuse by all the girls he meet...Bloody idiot...
However, its also wrong la for her...she should freaking leave him not allow him to do that shit to her...So i was a little angry with her for being so dumb...
Thank God she's no longer with him seh...
Hmmm..Love is really so, u know...Hard to comprehend...
*When one door closes, another opens...But wheres the knob?*
I wrote to you
1:52 AM
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Bad Week
Things have been bad... At least i feel they are...
I kinda like mess up with different people recently...
With the Professional Profiling deadline closing in, it sure ain't not helping...
2000 word report + 4 A3 sized posters....Argh...
The last thing i wanna get is to be nagged at after a long day...
Guess its been a bad week... I don't wanna hope for the weekends...
*Sensitivity or price tags to friendships? Don't wanna know...*
I wrote to you
11:37 PM
Monday, September 24, 2007
The bunch of people...
Alright...Its outing with the dudes...
Its been a long while since this combination of people got together...
Of course when guys like us get together, we do STUPID stuff...
Fooling around when we saw each other...
Apparently wei hoong has been obsessed with daniel's ASS...
Haha...I dunno why but yea...
And daniel has been running away from wei hoong...
Oh ya, got conned today by some stupid aunty...Tsk...Cheat my sympathy...%&*^%$#@!@#
Idiot sia...Pretend to be blind then sell tissue to us...
The guys didn;t wanna buy so i bought la...
And guess what, after that stupid aunty finish her rounds at the coffeeshop, she had the audacity to sit at the table next to us to eat...Which of course ws noticed that she was NOT BLIND afterall but pretending to be...
Damn, she's such a poor actor...Can never win oscar...NEVER!!!
People, i have took her picture *secretly of course* so you all please be aware when you all see her...
Can expose her if you all want...
Side View of "Blind" AuntyFront View of "Blind" Aunty , notice D walking stick on table Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Smell no evil???
Sengkang Retards Unite
Mok's Random Chopstick pose
Dan's famous Chipanze Smile
Whats with the smirk ken???
Yes, the pictures says it all...
A day of fun and retardation...Its my 2nd time getting conned anyway...
Damn, these liars....
I really hate people to lie to me...IDIOT!!!!
*Should i or should i not??? Sigh...*
I wrote to you
12:19 AM
Sunday, September 23, 2007
A new path
Well, i'am exhausted after a day of shopping with penguin...
I have not shopped so much in awhile and it was great...
Walked from early afternoon till the sun went down and i'am happy i got most of the stuff i wanted to...
So, i'm pretty much broke but guess pay should be coming in soon so yea, I'll survive...
Penguin is a good shopping mate..truely and really...She's got taste...
Anyway, caught a movie as well and its really great but short...
Every half an hour the director makes u feel differently...
Like u have the "aww..so sweet feel" , the damn sad feel and the happy feel...
So its real good...By the way the movie is "No Reservation"...
You guys should go watch it soon...
And coincidentally the male lead has the same name as me so i LOVE it even more...kekeke...
Anyway, i guess i will be stepping down from my ministry soon...
I feel that its not right for me to hold a ministry given my present state so yea...
I rather step down....
Oh ya, I wanna volunteer at a home for children...
Its been in my mind for quite awhile so ya, i'am gonna do it...
Gonna get in touch with my friend who is a volunteer...
So yea, hope i can qualify as one....
Its my way of contributing back to society after being an ass for such a long time...
Yup, thats about it...
Till then...
I wrote to you
1:10 AM
Friday, September 21, 2007
Formed Reality
Alright, i just finished High School Musical 2...
I know i'am slow but at least i watched it...
Anyway, its pretty good...Comparable to the 1st...
Zac's real sweet and Gabriella is just the perfect girlfriend most guys would die for...
However, High School Muscial 2 just makes me feel worse...
Its like while watching i have this "aww + argh" feeling...
Well, that just proves that whoever made this film is successful...
Ever wonder why people go to the movies?
Well, some are bored and some just wanna spend time with that hot girl but there is actually more to that...
Movies are actually a formed reality of one's desire...
I mean definitely some movies are made for pure entertainment, some have a message to tell and some are just out to make a quick buck but most movies, fundamentally are formed realities...
Formed Reality bascially means a world, situation or incident that the movie makers and cinema goers want to see come to pass...
For example during post world war ,the french under went a very miserable life...
Living standards were bad and life was hard due to the war...
It is during that time that there was this bunch of French filmakers who came up with this style of making film known as French New Wave...
They made movies that portray freedom and breakthrough because the french filmakers were oppressed in real life so the films they made showed their deepest desire...
It is alike when we watch movies...
Take High School Musical 2 for example, the film makers portray this pure, innocent and sweet love between Zac and Gabriella which is what most people would want to experience...
The film portrays accurately what we as humans would like to have happen to us and thats the reason why we feel so much for it...
That is the power of Movies and people pay to see things that they would wish to see happen...
Yup, thats all for my presentation...
Well, i still have this "aww+argh" feeling and i should really get to bed...
*I belive in happy endings, or at least i would like to believe i believe in happy endings... Oh well...*
I wrote to you
2:43 AM
Monday, September 17, 2007
Dumbest Being Ever...
Alright, this is a special post dedicated to ANIREHS aka BoBo The Penguin...
She's probably one of the dumbest being ever to roam this earth after Humpty Dumpty...
She's know as The penguin because she looks like one..Haha..except she has big eyes...
Just imagine penguins with big eyes, yup, thats her...
Oh ya, Bobo is derived from Bimbos...
As you all know, Bimbos are pretty but dumb...
Well, penguin here is not pretty, quite dumb BUT BUT BUT CUTE!!!
And it makes up for it all...Keke...
Okay, she's dumb because of many reasons...
For example something recent...
Scene 1
Penguin : Nick, what does Not enough disk space means?
Nick: Erm..It means u hard disk not enough space...Why?
Penguin: Shiat, I'am transfering photos into my comp...
Nick: How big ur photos?
Penguin:2.88 mb
Nick: How come your hard disk no space...You right click on C drive then properties see how much space left?
Penguin: Erm...2.19 Gb...
Nick: Cannot be what? Why cannot transfer? Think your hard disk got problem...Try restarting your com, don;t think it will work though..lol...
Penguin:Wait, i try disk clean up....
After awhile...
Penguin: Eh, still cannot eh...
Nick: Try disk defragmeting your hard disk...
Penguin: Huh? Whats that?
Nick: You click on start, all programes, accessories, system tools, Disk Defragmenter...It should free up a few Gbs... It takes forever though...
Penguin: I shall not do it now then since i need to sleep...
Nick: I bet you have never done it before...The more often you do it, the faster it is...
Penguin: lol
Suddenly
Penguin: OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!
Nick: what what what???
Penguin: I have been trying to copy into REMOVABLE DISK!!!!
Nick: *faints*
The above conversation speaks it all... Also, she is pretty bad with directions... I had an extremely miserable time trying to explain to her how to get to HER CLASSROOM.... I even included drawings!!!! Twice somemore!!!
Well done...Hahahaha...
Thanks to me, she did not lose her way...Well, there are still many incidents but i cant really recall them now so ya...I'll end off with a Penguin Joke....
An explorer was doing a study on Penguins at the Antartica...
He came across the first penguin so he asked " Excuse me penguin, what do you do in your free time?
The pengiuin replied " Oh, i like to swim and Beat AROUND THE BUSH"
The explorer continued his journey and came across a second penguin...He asked again " Excuse me penguin, what do you do in your free time?"
The penguin replied " Oh. I like to dance and Beat AROUND THE BUSH"
The explorer continued his journey and spotted a cute little penguin sitting down. He asked " Excuse me penguin, what do you do in your free time?"
The penguin replied " Oh, I like to read."
Explorer: " Erm, why don;t you like to beat AROUND THE BUSH like the other penguins?"
Penguin: " MY NAME IS AROUND THE BUSH"
Laugh now people...Its suppose to be funny...HAHAHAHA...That all folks...Till next time...
Ps: Eh Dearest Penguin, cannot get angry. You know how much i adore you...Lol...
I wrote to you
11:52 PM
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Getting Away with Murder...
Right, i know i'am suppose to be asleep this instance since its 4am but its weird i don't feel sleepy at all... Woke up at 3.30 pm..Kekeke...
Well, the first half of the day was you know, spend sleeping so i decided to make the 2nd half a little more worth the living...
I managed to laze around till like 6 plus before meeting jian wei aka mr tone body for shopping...
We headed down to bugis street...Yes, the place thats infested with ah bengs and ah lians...
But what to do? The skinnys there are cheaper compared to top shop and zara...Budget what...
Anyway, shortly after, alan and adel joined us so we went skinny dipping hunting...
After much searching and trying, i finally found this perfect shop and bought 2 skinnys...
One black and the other grey...
I didn't wanna buy red and bright colour cause alot of ah bengs are wearing them and as advised by Penguin, they'll probably go outta fashion soon...
Oh ya, there was this ah beng who tried selling me this pair of skinnys which zipper had a problem...
I tried it on and realise even after u pulled the zip up, the zip still doesen close properly...
So i said " Theres a problem with this jeans, the zipper is faulty"
Ah beng " Oh , this one ah, small problem... *zips it up w/o looking"
Ah beng " See, okay already..."
Me " Look...* Points to supposedly zipped up zipper*
Ah beng "Erm...."
Me " Haha..Its okay la... Nvm..Thank you..."
*Walks off*
After shopping was dinner and last min MOVIE....
Watched " I now pronouce you Chuck and Larry"...
Its one funny movie...Haven really had a good laugh since poltergay....
Warning though: Gay themes....thats why its M18....
Anyway when i got home, thought my day was over when i saw Mr Chichak...In other words lizard ah...
It was nicely mounted on a corner of my living room wall...
Well, being a total anti insect person, i decided to arm myself with newspaperS...
I swear i did give it a chance to run away by tapping the side of the wall where it was BUT IT REFUSE TO MOVE....
I had no choice but to "Wham"
And it went "Piak" onto the floor...
Refer to pics below for visuals...
BEFORE
AFTER
Well, i really had no choice what....I know it may be a little cruel but what to do???
It was like vibrating after it was wham 3 times... And when i picked it up, it made this cute squeaking sound...I felt bad la....But....Already whack already....
So ya....I ended my day with a kill....
I really hope no more lizards come into my house...
*All searching for one*
I wrote to you
4:05 AM
Friday, September 14, 2007
Mac Frenzy
Just got back from the STA chalet earlier this afternoon...
Wouldn't say that it was very happening but it was fun...
Guess we all bonded pretty well...Even though we didn't do much other than what peeps normally do at chalets, we talked alot...
Like from night till dawn...Not to mention we were buffet for the mosquitos by the pool side...
Oh yea, was playing this game with Mike and I got him
drunk...Muhahaha...
2 of us finish half a bottle of Bombay Saphire...Top grade dry Gin ( courtesy of cynthia )
It is funny to see mike drunk...Falling all over the place, blabbering nonsense...lol...
Haha...Anyway, i ate like close to 3 bowls of instant noodles for supper, cookies and other stuff...
I have been eating pretty much these few days...
Guess what, i just finish a Mac Spicy Meal Upsize + 20 piece nuggets all by
MYSELF!!!Look below for the pic of my supper....
I don't know why, sometimes when i'am bored or sad i EAT...Yea, thats a way of relieving...
Not a good one though...I dunno how i'am gonna lose weight like that..but oh well...what to do?
Shall upload the chalet pics soon...After i get them from the rest...
Till then....
*Hail STA*
I wrote to you
12:55 AM
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
IRONY =(
Its one big damn irony...
The last couple of days of my life is like hell...
Literally, even though i hang out with my friends superbly often, it does not really help...
Even now, i feel being smothered...
Home aint like home no more...
I look forward to NOTHING...
I wrote to you
12:35 AM
Friday, September 07, 2007
I don't belong
I don't belong...
I wrote to you
10:58 PM
Thursday, September 06, 2007
If Only...
If only we all had this "restart" button we could hit that starts our life anew...
I mean, how many times in life we feel that we are so screwed up that if given a chance we could relive?
If there was really such a button i won't know how many times i would have already hit it....
Its like every time we feel we are in deep shit, we wish we could have undone it?
But too bad, life's this on going process where the undo function don't really exist?
I feel like i'am so trap in this never ending circle of problems or situations that keep coming back at me everytime when i think i've conquered....
I need to make this clear that i ain;t emo or depress in any way, just kinda tired...
Well, thats the only word thats close enough to what i feel i think...
I really wanna HIT the restart button now...
I wrote to you
11:46 PM
Martinis and ration packs
Well, i had a very tiring day... With only 5 hours of sleep, i force myself up and made my way to school for the trip to pulau tekong BMTC to see the military facilities...
It was a long and tiring trip...Went to visit my future home and understand more about it...
However the waiting time was kinda longer than the touring and activities time..
Perharps more planning shoould have been done...
Anway, i'll the cut the boring story short....
After tekong was like totally shagged...
However still went with Shawn for dinner then we went to Acid Bar...
Daniel Osgodby joined soon after....
The night was great with 1 for 1s plus the singer tonight was superb...
Not only pretty but she has a powerful voice...
Atmospehere was superb and songs match my emotions well too...
I shall now let the pictures do the talking....
Me and Shawn on the ferry to PT ( Look like crap here)
Shawn with his martini
Me with my martini
Yummy Apple Martini
This is the BAR
Something Special
Had Blanc(s) as well (Best beer ever)
Lastly, Mr Osgodby..lol...
With that, we ended the night of the Single Bachelors...Lol...
Who needs a girlfriend when you have bros???
But, come to think of it, I DO!!!! LOl...
I want BOTH!!! Wishful yet honest....=)
Ps: I took all the nice pics ...Ugly one by shawn..Lol...
*Everything seem so wrong...*
I wrote to you
1:04 AM
Monday, September 03, 2007
I need to exercise...
Damn, i really truely cant run...
I had a time of hell on saturday after my 4x200m sprint...
Shit, felt so weak, over stretched myself and puke my lunch out...
Sigh, this shows i really need exercise...
Anyway, its the holidays and sad to say i've worked off my entire week 1...
Which means i have 2 weeks left to complete my PP and also have fun...
However, i still gotta work as well...Boring....
Oh ya, today went to the comex fair and damn, it was crowded...
Wanted to buy my webcam there but the queue was too long in the end went down to sim lim square to get instead...Though i paid extra 3 bucks but it was still worth it...
Save my queueing time....Then went down to far east to get Alan's addidas bag...50 percent off!
Alan was a happy man so was i cause i got my webcam...Kekekeke...Camwhoring time..
Life aint very interesting recently so yea, its pretty much a boring post...
Life at workplace seem to have improve a little but i shall not expect too much...
Bye people....yawnz... I love my webcam!
I wrote to you
3:17 AM