Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Warning:NOT for the faint hearted
Alright, I'am here to entertain readers of my blog again...
I know i seldom blog but besides being lazy, i believe quality over quantity...
I don't wanna bore people about nitty gritty shitty boring stuff that normal people do thats why...
Anyway, read on, i promise this will be an interesting post...
Generally, these few weeks, i'am suffering from insomnia due to the nature of my job...
Grr, but thats not gonna stop me from quitting because i like what i do and best of all, i get paid...Muahahah...
Okay, thats not the point, i haven been in school quite abit recently, like whole of last week, i was there like 2 days?
Anyway, school is okay but thankfully for my fun bunch of classmates, school rocks...
Before i get into the highlight of today, i'll let u guys know what my crazy shit head classmates do...
We now have a new rule to follow, whenever one is going to the toliet, don't ever let anyone know...
Why, you may ask...Because of the stupid stuff we do to each other...
1)Stuff toliet paper under the cubicle door and set it on fire while one of us is shitting...
2)Spray water using a hose from above the cubicle
3)Climb up the cubicle with a Cannon Video Cam in hand taking whoever is taking a crap
4)Pour rubbish into the cubicle
5)Pull whoever is peeing away from the urinal
6)Try picking the lock of the handicap toliet when one think he's safe ( ITS NOT)
7)Pulling down the pants totally with boxers of whoever is peeing at a urinal
I know its all toliet related but thats where the most fun is. There are a lot of shitty stuff that we do outside the toliet and some really cool stuff as well. Like today for example. See below for pics.
Okay people, the pictures you see above are taken by me at this deserted building somewhere around woodlands. I wont say where because I dun want you curious people to sneak in and get into trouble. This place above i believe is an old mental hospital because of the grill bars attach to the windows. This place is being deserted but lock out from the public.
There are cameras at almost every corner outside the building with a huge metal gate and fences surrounding the area. It is protected by AETOS security. This place used to be a hideout for drug abusers and probably satanic cults? Anyway, Me, Ben, Carrick, Lewis and Cindy manage to get into the building.
How? Don't tell you guys. Lol... Anyway, I lead the guys slowly and we managed to avoid ALL security cameras. Maciam MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. LOL... There is even a camera in my picture. Notice the small flashing red light. ( Save the pic and zoom, WARNING, IF YOU SPOT ANYTHING ELSE, LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY)
Anyway, when we got there it was close to 6 plus 7. So the sky was relatively dark but we managed to get inside the building and explore 3/4 of level one before it was really dark and we had to leave due to security reasons and of course, ahem, shrinking balls. Lol..
The inside of the building is very very very run down. Rusty Doors and pipes line up the corridors. Graffiti covered walls accompanied with weird messages. The tags of some rooms were still in place. Like wards and offices and stuff. No lights at all. There were of course the occasional BATS and FROGS which scared the shit outta us, especially cindy being the only girl. No pictures were taken inside because i was too busy observing my surrounding. I promise more pics on my second trip back into the building on friday!
This friday, we are getting more guys back into that errie place and we gonna arm ourselves with our Cannon Video Cams and OFF Mosquito repelent accompanied with each other's courage. Tune in for more updates. Singapore's very own Blair Witch Project!
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11:42 PM
Friday, November 09, 2007
When the night has come
Okay, i'am here to update this dusty old stagnent blog..
I haven been updating because i feel there is nothing interesting then and PP was a bitch...
Now, that i have something interesting, i'am back...
Much have happen during this one week break...Good and bad stuff...
Firstly, hung out with lewis and a few other STA people on tuesday...
We rented a car and embarked on our
ROAD TRIP...
We went to a shitload of places like haji lane, arab street, town, bugis, bukit timah, geylang, changi and marina south...
It was something different from what i normlly do...
The night went pretty smoothly and we did alot of sily stuff in the car, the pics shall speak for itself on my next post...
Anyway, as i was saying, things were pretty fine till we hit marina south... Me and lewis even drove
(without license of course)
Shhh... Lol..
When we got to marina south, JH decide to do a 180 degrees hard U TURN in a carpark....
Well, boys will be boys and guess what, we
totaled the car man...
Half the car ended up onto the damn kerb... The bumper was broken and the alignment of the car went totally off...
In the end , we had to have the car towed to a workshop...
Damn, what a spoiler, however, that didnt stop us from having fun...
The 9 of us hoped onto mark's mini van and we went to have PRATA ( for the third time)
Bunk in at JH house till the next afternoon...
Bumper : $70 , Rental : $50 , Alingment : $300 , Near death experience :
Priceless
Yesterday was my virgin day at
Double O... My first day of work....
The embarkment of my night job.... Only one word to describe ,
FUN...
First day and i've seen a whole lotta shit happening...
Loud Music, Rowdy crowds, Friendly Djs, Booze and Fights, you name it...
Its kinda a new and differenct experience for me... Clubbing is one thing compared to working in a club...
Its a great feeling to have the bouncers on your side for once...hahaha...
I was assigned to the bag deposit counter, at first i was thinking, wah damn boring but i realise how wrong i was...
90 percent of the crowd has to go through the bag deposition process and that means going through me...Managed to meet and speak to alot of people and some familiar faces as well...
My colleague who started his first day like me, got a
kiss from one of the clubbers...
I was like " Damn, she must be very very drunk..."
Then there was this Dj, who took the transpot back together with me...
He introduced himself and his fellow Dj and said " Okay, this is ( I forgot his name ) , this fellow is 43 000 years old..."
Lol...
Okay enough nonsense, i gotta run..Heading to work again...
Aurevoir....
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6:47 PM