Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I HATE FAT THAI COOKS
I'am back again... Here to blog and bitch...Life's been quite okay recently...
Had fun in school today because I WAS EARLY...
Yes, I have NEVER been so early since the start of this semester and it feels great...
At least that Chao Ang Mo is pleased with me for being early after he gave me a D last week for my late coming...
AND AND AND, i know how to play 4 chords...G,E Minor, C and D....
Plus, i can play the first 2 lines of way back into love...Lol..
Tell me, i'am a genius...And of course, all this would not have been possible without jukey...
Okay, Back to the Topic, The very sole reason i'am blogging today...
My day was really great until this STUPID FAT ASS ruined it...
Who is it? Its none other that the STUPID FAT THAI CHEF at my work place...
Refer to pic below.... (Only manage to get side view) , I added the front view...
This stupid FAT ASS is seriously getting on my nerves...
Especially after Jeffrey, the ass turned nice supervisor left, she's been throwing SHIT at me man...
SHIBAL....
Wait wait, rephrase, FATASS gives problem to everyone la..Not only me but MOSTLY ME...
WHY? Because i was close to the supervisor and she HATES HIM TO THE CORE...
So nb polictial for what seh? Work only what...
Anyway, the FATASS tried pulling off a stunt on me at work..
I was sitting on the table top of my drinks station resting when i noticed her whipping out her camera phone at me...
She was like aiming the phone at me while trying to pretend to look behind me...
EXCUSE ME, BEHIND ME IS THE FREAKING WALL....
Damn, you are a poor actress, CAN NVR WIN OSCAR...IDIOT....
Given my lightning speed response, i hopped off immediately...
Guess what she said...
"Go back la..Sit down, I take camera, camera u then send to boss!"
" I send is send to big boss, Not thommas ( gay manager) because thommas always trust u"
I said " You wanna send, send lo...Whatever sia...Think i care?"
Anyway to cut the story short, her fat bulky arms were too slow to catch me on camera la...
Should have used video dumbass...
Below is a list of mean things to say
1) You are so fat, when you jumped off a building, you bounced back up...
2) You are so fat, when you walked into a cinema, you blocked EVERYONE
3) You are so fat, when i swerve my car to avoid you, i ran outta petrol...
4) You are so fat, people jog around you to lose weight
5) You are so fat, you can fuel the entire U.S army for 5 consecutive years
6) You are so hairy, your DNA is made of rambutans...
7) You are so ugly, you threw a boomerang and it never came back
8) You are so short, you can do backflips under your bed...
9) You are so stupid, you stared at the box which read, Orange Concentrate
Probably when FATASS dies they'll put her in a ultra large round tupperwear instead of a coffin because coffins don't come in circular forms..
I'am out...
*A tinge of Paranoia...*
I wrote to you
10:59 PM
